Adolf
Punk, Hard rock, Rock
From: Wellington, United Kingdom
Band Members
- Lucifer the Blonde - Lead Vocals
- *Insert name* - Drums/Backing vocals
- Jimi Kitchen - Lead Guitar/Bass

About Band
Adolf was formed through a long and dangerous quest, as two original founding members trudged through the darkness to discover the most hate-filled , offensive and left-wing songs they could, attracting a seasoned guitar player in the wake of groupies and tag-alongs.
The result is 'Adolf'- a band so evil, that Slayer are afraid of us. A band so sick and awful, we have been described as 'The love child of Anal Cunt and Blink 182'. A band banned in over 40 countries.
Rest assured, we will hunt you down. And write a nasty song about you.
Keep resisting, y'all.
Band Members
*insert name here*- Man, I need a proper band name- Drummer/Backing Vocals-- My influences include Avenged sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine, Pink Floyd, Metallica. I am a pretty shit drummer and an fucking terrible singer but oh well- it's punk. I met Lucifer the Blonde in the depths of hell, where our connection was forged under the devil's firey gaze... We returned to wreck havock on the system under the contract of our dark lord. Beautiful. I write the less offensive stuff in our band. Oh, and I'm Welsh.
Lucifer the Blonde- Lead Vocals- My influences are the punkiest of the lot, and include Sex Pistols, Bomb the Music Industry, SOAD and Sublime. I'm a shitter singer than our drummer- so why am I doing lead vocals? Coz it was my idea, that's why. Fucker. Also, I'm the main songwriter (well, the offensive stuff)- if you're offended by it, you're offended by me. Have me killed or somethin'. (FUCK YOU BLINDY from the drummer).
Jimi Kitchen- Lead Guitar and Bass- Hello. I am the Jimi. I play rock and the roll through my many hands given to me by the elephant God. Apples and pears, apples and pears. Would you like a pizza? Good day. I enjoy the classic rock and the roll, including Jimi the Hendrix, Pink Floyd and also including The Libertines. I also enjoy some of the metal such as Avenged sevenfold and Bullet for my Valentine I am also the most the musically accomplished memeber of the band and group. Thank you, good day.